“If you read history, you will find that the Christians who did the most for the present world were just those who thought most of the next. The apostles themselves, who set on foot the conversion of the Roman Empire; the great men who built up the Middle Ages; the English evangelicals who abolished the slave trade, all left their mark on earth, precisely because their minds were occupied with heaven. It is since Christians have largely ceased to think of the other world that they have become so ineffective in this.”—C. S. Lewis (via timefornewhope)
A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
XDDDDD God I freaking love Woody and Rizz… Oh my goodness….”Wanted to do a drive by whoring..but apparently that wasn’t good enough.” XD You think she would have picked up on all of this when her boyfriend was using the past tense of words during his “proposal”…stupid stupid stupid. “I’m trying to keep my life together and you guys are making fun of me! *cries* I HATE YOU!” Well, you weren’t a listener anyways so whatever.